Texas Man Offers To Properly Dispose of All Money Depicting Slave Owners, For Free

Garland, Texas — Have a $20.00 dollar bill in your pocket? How about just a dollar bill? Take it out of your wallet or purse and just have a good look at it. Do you recognize the man on the face of the bill in your hand?

That’s right. It’s a slave owner.

Well, turns out a Texas man has vowed to do something about this epidemic facing our country, and is requesting everyone’s current U.S paper currency in the denominations $1.00, $20.00, $50.00 and $100.00.

He’s requesting them because according to him they depict the faces of horrible, rotten, truly disgusting slave owners on them.

We think he might be on to something too.

In an announcement made on August 16th, 2017 Brian Lynn Jones of Garland, Tx said, “Please boycott and do NOT use the $1.00, $20.00, $50.00, & $100.00 bills, as they depict slave owners on them”.

Out of what we can only see as the kindness of his heart, Jones says he’ll take care of all the disposal of the money himself. He says all we have to do is just send the cash into him, and he’ll properly dispose of all that slavery driven money so we won’t have to worry about seeing its ugly head anymore.

“Please send them to me, and I will see to it that they are disposed of properly”, Jones says.

So, to do our part and to help take a stand against slavery and all those who use slavery against human kind such as to man their mines, make their shoes, dig their ditches, traffic humans and for all the estimated 20.9 million victims of slavery, (according to the Department of Homeland Security) we’ve agreed to help transport all your cash to Jones in Texas to help the cause.

No need to thank us, we’re just doing our small part for America.

Just leave all your cash in a brown paper bag by the phone booth located in the BP parking lot on Park Blvd in Freeport, Illinois. We’ll send our highly trained professionals in to make sure your rotten cash gets to its proper destination, and that it is gone and out of your sight for good.

Oh, and something else kind of off topic a little.

Has anyone found Emily Anderson yet? Guess with all the more pressing issues at hand, we kind of forgot.

Just curious.


Please boycott and do NOT use the $1.00, $20.00, $50.00, & $100.00 bills, as they depict slave owners on them. Please…

Posted by Brian Lynn Jones on Wednesday, August 16, 2017


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