Citizen’s Arrest Made – Largest Single Drug Bust Recorded In History

Illinois – A few citizens of the United States, (unarmed and without a badge) recently seized over 4,301,000 (that’s 4.3 million) pounds of the newest drug on the market, medical marijuana, during a traffic stop Sunday on I-420.

At approximately 8:45 a.m., a few regular average citizens out of Boston, Massachusetts stopped to assist a motorist in a 2015 Mercedes McLaren SLR on I-420 near Marley Dr, in Mayberry County, Illinois. During the encounter the citizens said they smelled marijuana coming from the inside of the Mercedes. One citizen said they also spotted little yellow and green pills in the ashtray. When asked, the driver then admitted to being in possession of harmful drugs.

A search of the drivers McLaren revealed 4.3 million packages of marijuana and the following list of pharmaceuticals in the ashtray, (below). The marijuana was valued at over $2.7 billion dollars. The pharmaceuticals were valued at over $400 billion dollars.

The driver of the vehicle was identified as Uncle Sam, 203 years of age, of Constitution Avenue in Washington, D.C.. Sam was arrested and booked into the Mayberry City Jail on irony charges of possession of marijuana and possession of a controlled substance. After talking with Sam, the citizens also charged him with exploitation and conspiracy to exploit what were supposed to be his friends; the hands that fed him. It appears Sam was not only in possession of marijuana and controlled substances, he was at the same time arresting, taxing, imprisoning and criminally charging citizens for the same.

The citizens believe the drugs were possibly being transported from Washington to the four corners of the United States, mainly to be suggestively sold to adolescent children in grade schools and the vulnerable elderly population.

When asked why he would sell much harder drugs (with so many bad side effects and in such greater variety and quantity) yet turn around and arrest, fine, tax and imprison others for marijuana, Sam had no comment and asked to speak with his attorney, Santa Claus.

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List of Pharmaceuticals in Sam’s possession.

Abilify (aripiprazole)
Abraxane (paclitaxel protein-bound particles for injectable suspension)
ABREVA (docosanol)
Abstral (fentanyl sublingual tablets)
Abthrax (raxibacumab)
Accolate
Accolate
Accretropin (somatropin rDNA Original)
Aciphex (rabeprazole sodium)
Actemra (ocilizumab)
Actemra (tocilizumab)
Actemra (tocilizumab)
Actiq
Activella (Estradiol/Norethindrone Acetate) Tablets
Actonel
ACTOplus met (pioglitazone hydrochloride and metformin hydrochloride)
ACTOS
Acular (ketorolac tromethamine ophthalmic solution) 0.5%
Acular (ketorolac tromethamine ophthalmic solution) 0.5%
Acuvail (ketorolac tromethamine)
Acyclovir Capsules
Adcetris (brentuximab vedotin)
Adcirca (tadalafil)
Adderall (mixed salts of a single-entity amphetamine)
Adderall XR
Addyi (flibanserin)
Adempas (riociguat)
Advicor (extended-release niacin/lovastatin)
Afinitor (everolimus)
Afinitor (everolimus)
Afinitor (everolimus)
Afinitor (everolimus)
Afrezza (insulin human) Inhalation Powder
Agenerase (amprenavir)
Aggrenox
Agrylin (anagrelide HCL)
Agrylin (anagrelide HCL)
AK-Con-A (naphazoline ophthalmic)
Akten (lidocaine hydrochloride)
Akynzeo (netupitant and palonosetron)
Alamast
Albenza (albendazole)
Aldara (imiquimod)
Aldurazyme (laronidase)
Alesse (100 mcg levonorgestrel/20 mcg ethinyl estradiol tablets)
Alimta (pemetrexed for injection)
Alinia (nitazoxanide)
Allegra (fexofenadine hydrochloride)
Allegra-D
Alora
Aloxi (palonosetron)
Alphagan (brimonidine)
AlphaNine SD Coagulation Factor IX (Human)
Alprolix [Coagulation Factor IX (Recombinant), Fc Fusion Protein]
Alrex
Altabax (retapamulin)
Altocor (lovastatin) Extended-Release Tablets
Alvesco (ciclesonide)
Amaryl (Glimepiride)
Amerge
Amevive (alefacept)
Amitiza (lubiprostone)
Amoxil (amoxicillin)
Ampyra (dalfampridine)
Amrix (cyclobenzaprine hydrochloride extended release)
Amturnide (aliskiren + amlodipine + hydrochlorothiazide)
Androderm (Testosterone Transdermal System)
AndroGel testosterone gel
AneuVysion Assay
Anexsia
Angiomax (bivalirudin)
Anoro Ellipta (umeclidinium and vilanterol inhalation powder)
Antizol Injection
Anturol (oxybutynin) Gel
Anzemet
Anzemet
Aphthasol
Aplenzin (bupropion hydrobromide)
Apokyn (apomorphine hydrochloride)
Apthasol (Amlexanox)
Aptiom (eslicarbazepine acetate)
Aptivus (tipranavir)
Aptivus (tipranavir)
Arava
Arcapta (indacaterol maleate inhalation powder)
Aredia (pamidronate disodium for injection)
Arestin (minocycline hydrochloride)
Argatroban Injection
ARICEPT (donepezil hydrochloride)
Arimidex (anastrozole)
Arixtra
Arnuity Ellipta (fluticasone furoate inhalation powder)
Aromasin Tablets
Arranon (nelarabine)
Arthrotec
Arzerra (ofatumumab)
Asacol (mesalamine)
Astelin nasal spray
Astepro (azelastine hydrochloride nasal spray)
Atacand (candesartan cilexetil)
Atacand (candesartan cilexetil)
Atacand (candesartan cilexetil)
Atracurium Besylate Injection
Atridox
Atridox
Atrovent (ipratropium bromide)
Atryn (antithrombin recombinant lyophilized powder for reconstitution)
Aubagio (teriflunomide)
Augmentin (amoxicillin/clavulanate)
Auryxia (Ferric citrate)
Avandamet (rosiglitazone maleate and metformin HCl)
Avandia (rosiglitazone maleate)
Avastin (bevacizumab)
Avastin (bevacizumab)
Aveed (testosterone undecanoate) injection
Avelox I.V. (moxifloxacin hydrochloride)
Avinza (morphine sulfate)
Avita Gel
Avita Gel
Avonex (Interferon Beta 1-A)
Avycaz (ceftazidime-avibactam)
Axert (almotriptan malate) tablets
Axid AR (nizatidine
Axona (caprylidene)
AzaSite (azithromycin)
Azmacort (triamcinolone acetonide) Inhalation Aerosol
Azor (amlodipine besylate; olmesartan medoxomil)
Azulfidine EN-tabs Tablets (sulfasalazine delayed release tablets, USP)
Bactroban Cream
Bactroban Nasal 2% (mupirocin calcium ointment)
Banzel (rufinamide)
Baraclude (entecavir)
Baycol (cerivastatin sodium)
Bayer Extra Strength Asprin
Beleodaq (belinostat)
Belsomra (suvorexant)
Belviq (lorcaserin hydrochloride)
BeneFIX (coagulation Factor IX (recombinant))
BeneFIX (coagulation Factor IX (recombinant))
Benicar
Benlysta (belimumab)
Benzamycin (erythromycin 3%-benzoyl peroxide 5% topical gel)
Bepreve (bepotastine besilate ophthalmic solution)
Berinert (C1 Esterase Inhibitor (Human))
Besivance (besifloxacin ophthalmic suspension)
Betapace AF Tablet
Betaxon
Bexsero (Meningococcal Group B Vaccine)
Bextra
Bexxar
Biaxin XL (clarithromycin extended-release tablets)
BiDil (isosorbide dinitrate/hydralazine hydrochloride)
Bio-T-Gel (testosterone gel)
Blincyto (blinatumomab)
Boniva (ibandronate)
Bosulif (bosutinib)
Botox (onabotulinumtoxinA)
Botox (onabotulinumtoxinA)
Botox Cosmetic (botulinum toxin type A)
Bravelle (urofollitropin for injection, purified)
Breathe Right
Breo Ellipta (fluticasone furoate and vilanterol inhalation powder)
Brilinta (ticagrelor)
Brintellix (vortioxetine)
Brisdelle (low-dose paroxetine mesylate)
Bromfenac
Brovana (arformoterol tartrate)
BSS Sterile Irrigating Solution
Bunavail (buprenorphine and naloxone)
Busulflex
Butrans (buprenorphine) Transdermal System
Bydureon (exenatide extended-release for injectable suspension)
Byetta (exenatide)
Caduet (amlodipine/atorvastatin)
Cafcit Injection
Cambia (diclofenac potassium for oral solution)
Campath
Campostar
Campral (acamprosate calcium)
Camptosar
Canasa (mesalamine)
Cancidas
Captopril and hydrochlorotiazide
Captopril and hydrochlorotiazide
Carbaglu (carglumic acid)
Carbatrol
Cardizem (R) (Diltiazem HC1 for injection) Monvial (R)
Carrington patch
Caverject (alprostadil)
Cayston (aztreonam for inhalation solution)
CEA-Scan
Cedax (ceftibuten)
Cefazolin and Dextrose USP
Ceftin (cefuroxime axetil)
Celexa
CellCept
Cenestin
Cenestin
Cerdelga (eliglustat)
Cernevit
Cervarix [Human Papillomavirus Bivalent (Types 16 and 18) Vaccine, Recombinant
Cetrotide
Chantix (varenicline)
Children’s Advil (pediatric ibuprofen)
Children’s Motrin Cold
Chloraprep (chlorhexidine gluconate)
Cholbam (cholic acid)
Cialis (tadalafil)
Cimetadine Hydrochloride Oral Solution 300mg/5ml
Cimetidine Hydrochloride Oral Solution
Cimetidine Hydrochloride Oral Solution
Cimzia (certolizumab pegol)
Cimzia (certolizumab pegol)
Cinryze (C1 Inhibitor (Human))
Cipro (ciprofloxacin HCl)
Cipro (ciprofloxacin HCl)
Cipro (ciprofloxacin) I.V. and Cipro (ciprofloxacin HCI) tablets
Clarinex
Clarithromycin (Biaxin)
Claritin RediTabs (10 mg loratadine rapidly-disintegrating tablet)
Claritin Syrup (loratadine)
Claritin-D 24 Hour Extended Release Tablets (10 mg loratadine, 240 mg pseudoephedrine sulfate)
Clemastine fumarate syrup
Cleocin (clindamycin phosphate)
Cleocin (clindamycin phosphate)
Cleviprex (clevidipine)
Climara
Clindamycin phosphate topical gel
Clindamycin Phosphate Topical Solution USP 1%
Clolar (clofarabine)
Clomipramine hydrochloride
Clonazepam
Coartem (artemether/lumefantrine)
Colazal (balsalazide disodium)
Colcrys (colchicine)
Combivir
Cometriq (cabozantinib)
Complera (emtricitabine/rilpivirine/tenofovir disoproxil fumarate)
Comtan
Concerta
Condylox Gel 0.5% (pokofilox)
Confide
Contrave (naltrexone HCl and bupropion HCl)
Copaxone
Corlanor (ivabradine)
Corlopam
Corvert Injection (ibutilide fumarate injection)
Cosentyx (secukinumab)
Cosopt
Covera-HS (verapamil)
Cresemba (isavuconazonium sulfate)
Crestor (rosuvastatin calcium)
Crinone 8% (progesterone gel)
Crixivan (Indinavir sulfate)
Curosurf
Cuvposa (glycopyrrolate)
Cycloset, bromocriptine mesylate
Cylert
Cymbalta (duloxetine)
Cyramza (ramucirumab)
Cystaran (cysteamine hydrochloride)
Dacogen (decitabine)
Daklinza (daclatasvir)
Daliresp (roflumilast)
Dalvance (dalbavancin)
Daptacel
Degarelix (degarelix for injection)
DentiPatch (lidocaine transoral delivery system)
Depakote (divalproex sodium)
Depakote (divalproex sodium)
Depakote ER (divalproex sodium)
Dermagraft-TC
Desmopressin Acetate (DDAVP)
Desmopressin Acetate (DDAVP)
Desonate (desonide)
Detrol (tolterodine tartrate)
Detrol LA (tolterodine tartrate)
Diclegis (doxylamine succinate + pyridoxine hydrochloride DR tablets)
Differin (adapalene gel) Gel, 0.1%
Dificid (fidaxomicin)
Diltiazem HCL, Extended-Release Capsules
Diovan (valsartan)
Diovan (valsartan)
Diovan HCT (valsartan)
Ditropan XL (oxybutynin chloride)
Ditropan XL (oxybutynin chloride)
Doribax (doripenem)
Dostinex Tablets (cabergoline tablets)
Doxil (doxorubicin HCl liposome injection)
Droxia
Duavee (conjugated estrogens/bazedoxifene)
Duexis (ibuprofen and famotidine)
Dulera (mometasone furoate + formoterol fumarate dihydrate)
DuoNeb (albuterol sulfate and ipratropium bromide)
Duopa (carbidopa and levodopa) enteral suspension
Durezol (difluprednate)
Dutasteride
Dyloject (diclofenac sodium) Injection
Dymista (azelastine hydrochloride and fluticasone propionate)
Dynabac
DynaCirc CR
Edarbi (azilsartan medoxomil)
Edarbyclor (azilsartan medoxomil and chlorthalidone)
EDEX
Edluar (zolpidem tartrate)
Edurant (rilpivirine)
Effexor (venlafaxin HCL)
Effexor XR (venlafaxin HCI)
Efient (prasugrel)
Egrifta (tesamorelin for injection)
Elaprase (idursulfase)
Elelyso (taliglucerase alfa)
Elestrin (estradiol gel)
Elidel
Eligard (leuprolide acetate)
Eliquis (apixaban)
Elitek (rasburicase)
ella (ulipristal acetate)
Ellence
Elliotts B Solution (buffered intrathecal electrolyte/dextrose injection)
Elmiron (pentosan polysulfate sodium)
Eloctate [Antihemophilic Factor (Recombinant), Fc Fusion Protein]
Eloxatin (oxaliplatin/5-fluorouracil/leucovorin)
Embeda (morphine sulfate and naltrexone hydrochloride)
Emend (aprepitant)
Enbrel (etanercept)
Entereg (alvimopan)
Entocort EC (budesonide)
Entresto (sacubitril and valsartan)
Entyvio (vedolizumab)
Envarsus XR (tacrolimus extended-release)
Epanova (omega-3-carboxylic acids)
Epivir (lamivudine)
Epivir (lamivudine)
Eraxis (anidulafungin)
Erbitux (cetuximab)
Erivedge (vismodegib)
Erwinaze (asparaginase Erwinia chrysanthemi)
Esbriet (pirfenidone)
Esclim
Estradiol tablets
Estradiol tablets
Estradiol Transdermal System
Estratab (.3 mg )
EstroGel (estradiol gel 0.06%)
Estrostep (norethindrone acetate and ethinyl estradiol)
Estrostep (norethindrone acetate and ethinyl estradiol)
Estrostep (norethindrone acetate and ethinyl estradiol)
Ethyol (amifostine)
Ethyol (amifostine)
Etodolac
Etodolac
Etodolac
Eulexin (flutamide)
Evamist (estradiol)
Evista (raloxifene hydrochloride)
Evista (raloxifene hydrochloride)
Evista (raloxifene hydrochloride)
Evotaz (atazanavir and cobicistat)
Evoxac
Exalgo (hydromorphone hydrochloride) extended release
Excedrin Migraine
Exelon (rivastigmine tartrate)
Exelon (rivastigmine tartrate)
Exparel (bupivacaine liposome injectable suspension)
Extavia (Interferon beta-l b)
Extina (ketoconazole)
Eylea (aflibercept)
Fabrazyme (agalsidase beta)
Famvir (famciclovir)
Famvir (famciclovir)
Fanapt (iloperidone)
Farxiga (dapagliflozin)
Farydak (panobinostat)
Faslodex (fulvestrant)
Femara (letrozole)
Femara (letrozole)
Femhrt Tablets
FemPatch
Femstat 3 (butoconazole nitrate 2%)
FEMSTAT One
Fenofibrate
Feraheme (ferumoxytol)
Feridex I.V.
Ferriprox (deferiprone)
Ferrlecit
Fertinex (urofollitropin for injection, purified)
Fetzima (levomilnacipran)
Finacea (azelaic acid) Gel, 15%
Finevin
Firazyr (icatibant)
Flagyl ER
FLOMAX
Flonase Nasal Spray
Flovent Rotadisk
Floxin otic
Floxin Tablets (ofloxacin tablets)
Flublok (seasonal influenza vaccine)
Flucelvax, Influenza Virus Vaccine
FluMist ( Influenza Virus Vaccine)
Fluzone Preservative-free
Focalin (dexmethylphenidate HCl)
Follistim (TM) (follitropin beta for injection)
Folotyn (pralatrexate injection)
Foradil Aerolizer (formoterol fumarate inhalation powder)
Forteo (teriparatide)
Fortesta (testosterone gel)
Fortovase
Fosamax (alendronate sodium)
Fosrenol, lanthanum carbonate
Fragmin
Frova (frovatriptan succinate)
Fulyzaq (crofelemer)
Fusilev (levoleucovorin)
Fuzeon (enfuvirtide)
Fycompa (perampanel)
Galzin (zinc acetate)
Gardasil (quadrivalent human papillomavirus (types 6, 11, 16, 18) recombinant vaccine)
Gastrocrom Oral Concentrate (cromolyn sodium)
GastroMARK
Gattex (teduglutide)
Gazyva (obinutuzumab)
Gelnique (oxybutynin chloride)
Gemzar (gemcitabine HCL)
Gemzar (gemcitabine HCL)
Generic Transdermal Nicotine Patch
Genotropin (somatropin) injection
Genotropin (somatropin) lyophilized powder
Geodon (ziprasidone mesylate)
Geref (sermorelin acetate for injection)
Gilenya (fingolimod)
Gilotrif (afatinib)
Gleevec (imatinib mesylate)
Gleevec (imatinib mesylate)
Gliadel Wafer (polifeprosan 20 with carmustine implant)
Glipizide Tablets
Glucagon
Glucagon
Glyburide Tablets
Glyburide Tablets
Glyburide Tablets
Glyset (miglitol)
Gonal-F (follitropin alfa for injection)
Gralise (gabapentin)
Grastek (Timothy Grass Pollen Allergen Extract)
Halaven (eribulin mesylate)
Harvoni (ledipasvir and sofosbuvir)
Havrix
Hectorol (Doxercalciferol) Injection
Hepsera (adefovir dipivoxil)
Herceptin
Herceptin (trastuzumab)
Hetlioz (tasimelteon)
Hiberix (Haemophilus b Conjugate Vaccine; Tetanus Toxoid Conjugate)
Horizant (gabapentin enacarbil)
Horizant (gabapentin enacarbil)
Humalog (insulin lispro)
Humatrope (somatropin [rDNA origin] for injection)
Humira (adalimumab)
Hycamtin (topotecan hydrochloride)
Hycamtin (topotecan hydrochloride)
HyQvia [Immune Globulin Infusion 10% (Human) with Recombinant Human Hyaluronidase]
Iamin
Ibrance (palbociclib)
Iclusig (ponatinib)
Ilaris (canakinumab)
Ilaris (canakinumab)
Imagent (perflexane lipid microspheres)
Imbruvica (ibrutinib)
Imbruvica (ibrutinib)
Imitrex (sumatriptan) injection and tablets
Imitrex (sumatriptan) nasal spray
Impavido (miltefosine)
Incivek (telaprevir)
Increlex (mecasermin)
Incruse Ellipta (umeclidinium inhalation powder)
INFANRIX (Diphtheria and Tetanus Toxoids and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed)
Infasurf
INFERGEN (interferon alfacon-1)
Inform HER-2/neu breast cancer test
Injectafer (ferric carboxymaltose injection)
Inlyta (axitinib)
Innohep (tinzaparin sodium) injectable
Inspra (eplerenone tablets)
Integrilin
Intelence (etravirine)
Intermezzo (zolpidem tartrate sublingual tablet)
Interstim Continence Control Therapy
Intron A (Interferon alfa-2b, recombinant)
Intron A (interferon alfa-2b, recombinant)
Intron A (interferon alfa-2b, recombinant)
Intuniv (guanfacine extended-release)
Invanz
Invega (paliperidone)
Invirase (saquinavir)
Invokana (canagliflozin)
Iontocaine
Iressa (gefitinib)
Isentress (raltegravir)
Istodax (romidepsin)
IvyBlock
Ixempra (ixabepilone)
Ixiaro (Japanese Encephalitis Vaccine, Inactivated, Adsorbed)
Jakafi (ruxolitinib)
Jalyn (dutasteride + tamsulosin)
Januvia (sitagliptin phosphate)
Jardiance (empagliflozin)
Jentadueto (linagliptin plus metformin hydrochloride)
Jetrea (ocriplasmin)
Jevtana (cabazitaxel)
Jublia (efinaconazole) 10% topical gel
Juvisync (sitagliptin and simvastatin)
Juxtapid (lomitapide)
Kadcyla (ado-trastuzumab emtansine)
Kadian
Kalbitor (ecallantide)
Kaletra Capsules and Oral Solution
Kalydeco (ivacaftor)
Kapvay (clonidine hydrochloride)
Kcentra (Prothrombin Complex Concentrate)
Kengreal (cangrelor)
Keppra
Kerydin (tavaborole)
Ketek (telithromycin)
Ketoprofen
Keytruda (pembrolizumab)
Kineret
Kineret, anakinra
Klaron (sodium sulfacet amide lotion ) Lotion, 10%
Kogenate FS (Antihemophilic Factor Recombinant)
Korlym (mifepristone)
Krystexxa (pegloticase)
Kuvan (sapropterin dihydrochloride)
Kybella (deoxycholic acid)
Kynamro (mipomersen sodium)
Kyprolis (carfilzomib)
Kytril (granisetron) solution
Kytril (granisetron) tablets
Lamictal (lamotrigine) Chewable Dispersible Tablets
Lamictal Chewable Dispersible Tablets
Lamisil (terbinafine hydrochloride) Dermagel, 1%
Lamisil (terbinafine hydrochloride) Solution, 1%
Lamisil (terbinafine hydrochloride) Tablets
Lamisil Solution, 1%
Lantus (insulin glargine [rDNA origin] injection)
Lantus (insulin glargine [rDNA origin] injection)
Latuda (lurasidone)
laViv (azficel-T)
Lazanda (fentanyl citrate) nasal spray
Lemtrada (alemtuzumab)
Lenvima (lenvatinib)
Lescol (fluvastatin sodium)
Lescol (fluvastatin sodium) capsules, Rx
Lescol XL (fluvastatin sodium) tablet, extended release
Letairis (ambrisentan)
Leukine (sargramostim)
Leukine (sargramostim)
Levaquin
Levitra (vardenafil)
Levo-T (levothyroxine sodium)
Levoxyl
Lexapro (escitalopram oxalate)
Lexiva (fosamprenavir calcium)
Lexxel (enalapril maleate-felodipine ER)
Lidoderm Patch (lidocaine patch 5% )
Linzess (linaclotide)
Lipitor (atorvastatin calcium)
Liptruzet (ezetimibe and atorvastatin)
Lithobid (Lithium Carbonate)
Livalo (pitavastatin)
Lo Minastrin, (norethindrone acetate, ethinyl estradiol, ferrous fumarate)
Lodine (etodolac)
Lodine XL (etodolac)
Lodine XL (etodolac)
Lotemax
Lotrisone (clotrimazole/betamethasone diproprionate) lotion
Lotronex (alosetron HCL) Tablets
Lovenox (enoxaparin sodium) Injection
Lovenox (enoxaparin sodium) Injection
Lovenox (enoxaparin sodium) Injection
Lucentis (ranibizumab injection)
Lucentis (ranibizumab)
Lumigan (bimatoprost ophthalmic solution)
Lunesta (eszopiclone)
Lupron Depot (leuprolide acetate for depot suspension)
Lupron Depot (leuprolide acetate for depot suspension)
Lupron Depot (leuprolide acetate for depot suspension)
Lusedra (fospropofol disodium)
Lustra
LUVOX (fluvoxamine maleate)
Luxiq (betamethasone valerate) Foam
Luzu (luliconazole) Cream 1%
Lynparza (olaparib)
Lyrica (pregabalin)
Lyrica (pregabalin)
Lysteda (tranexamic acid)
Macugen (pegaptanib)
Makena (hydroxyprogesterone caproate injection)
Malarone (atovaquone; proguanil hydrochloride) Tablet
Marplan Tablets
Marqibo (vinCRIStine sulfate LIPOSOME injection)
Mavik (trandolapril)
Maxalt
Mekinist (trametinib)
Mentax (1% butenafine HCI cream)
Mentax (1% butenafine HCl cream)
Mentax (1% butenafine HCl cream)
Menveo (meningitis vaccine)
MERIDIA
Merrem I.V. (meropenem)
Mesnex
Metadate CD
Metaglip (glipizide/metformin HCl)
Metaprotereol Sulfate Inhalation Solution, 5%
Metozolv ODT (metoclopramide hydrochloride)
MetroLotion
Metronidazole 1.3% Vaginal Gel
Mevacor (lovastatin) tablets
Miacalcin (calcitonin-salmon) Nasal Spray
Micardis (telmisartan)
Micardis HCT (telmisartan and hydrochlorothiazide)
Microzide (hydrochlorothiazide)
Migranal
Minoxidil Topical Solution 2% for Women
Miraluma test
Mirapex
Mircera (methoxy polyethylene glycol-epoetin beta)
Mircette
Mirena (levonorgestrel-releasing intrauterine system)
Mirvaso (brimonidine)
Mobic (meloxicam) Tablets
Monistat 3 (miconazole nitrate)
Monistat 3 (miconazole nitrate)
Monurol
Movantik (naloxegol)
Moxatag (amoxicillin)
Mozobil (plerixafor injection)
Multaq (dronedarone)
Muse
Myalept (metreleptin for injection)
Mylotarg (gemtuzumab ozogamicin)
Myobloc
Myozyme (alglucosidase alfa)
Myrbetriq (mirabegron)
Naglazyme (galsulfase)
Naltrexone Hydrochloride Tablets
Namenda (memantine HCl)
Namzaric (memantine hydrochloride extended-release + donepezil hydrochloride)
Naprelan (naproxen sodium)
Nasacort AQ (triamcinolone acetonide) Nasal Spray
Nasacort AQ (triamcinolone acetonide) Nasal Spray
NasalCrom Nasal Spray
Nascobal Gel (Cyanocobalamin, USP)
Nasonex Nasal Spray
Natazia (estradiol valerate + dienogest)
Natazia (estradiol valerate and estradiol valerate/dienogest)
Natesto, (testosterone) nasal gel
Natpara (parathyroid hormone)
Natrecor (nesiritide)
Nesina (alogliptin)
Neulasta
Neumega
Neupogen
Neupro (Rotigotine Transdermal System)
Neupro (rotigotine)
Neurontin (gabapentin)
Neurontin (gabapentin) oral solution
Neurontin (gabapentin) oral solution
Neutroval (tbo-filgrastim)
Nexavar (sorafenib)
Nexium (esomeprazole magnesium)
Niaspan
NicoDerm CQ
Nicorette (nicotine polacrilex)
Nicotrol nasal spray
Nicotrol transdermal patch
Nitrostat (nitroglycerin) Tablets
Nolvadex
NORCO tablets (Hydrocodone Bitartrate/Acetaminophen 10 mg/325 mg)
Norditropin (somatropin (rDNA origin) for injection)
Noritate
Normiflo
Northera (droxidopa)
Norvir (ritonavir)
Norvir (ritonavir)
Novantrone (mitoxantrone hydrochloride)
NovoLog (insulin aspart)
Novolog Mix 70/30
Novothyrox (levothyroxine sodium)
Noxafil (posaconazole)
Nplate (romiplostim)
Nucynta (tapentadol)
Nuedexta (dextromethorphan hydrobromide and quinidine sulfate)
Nulojix (belatacept)
Nutropin (somatropin-rDNA origin)
Nutropin (somatropin-rDNA origin)
NuvaRing
Nuvigil (armodafinil)
Nymalize (nimodipine)
Obizur [Antihemophilic Factor (Recombinant), Porcine Sequence]
Ocuflox (ofloxacin opthalmic solution) 0.3%
OcuHist
Odomzo (sonidegib)
Ofev (nintedanib)
Oleptro (trazodone hydrochloride)
Olysio (simeprevir)
Omidria (phenylephrine and ketorolac injection)
Omnicef
Omontys (peginesatide)
Onfi (clobazam)
Onglyza (saxagliptin)
Onsolis (fentanyl buccal)
Opdivo (nivolumab)
Opdivo (nivolumab)
Opsumit (macitentan)
Oral Cytovene
Oralair (Sweet Vernal, Orchard, Perennial Rye, Timothy and Kentucky Blue Grass Mixed Pollens Allergen Extract)
Oravig (miconazole)
Orbactiv (oritavancin)
Orencia (abatacept)
Orencia (abatacept)
Orfadin (nitisinone)
Orkambi (lumacaftor and ivacaftor)
Ortho Evra
Ortho Tri-Cyclen Tablets (norgestimate/ethinyl estradiol)
Ortho-Prefest
OsmoCyte Pillow Wound Dressing
Osphena (ospemifene)
Otezla (apremilast)
Otezla (apremilast)
Ovidrel (gonadotropin, chorionic human recombinant)
Oxecta (oxycodone HCl)
Oxtellar XR (oxcarbazepine extended release)
Oxycodone and Aspirin
Oxycodone with Acetaminophen 5mg/325mg
OxyContin (oxycodone HCl controlled-release)
Oxytrol (oxybutynin transdermal system)
Ozurdex (dexamethasone)
Pancreaze (pancrelipase)
Panretin Gel
Patanase (olopatadine hydrochloride)
Paxil (paroxetine hydrochloride)
Paxil CR (paroxetine hydrochloride)
Paxil CR (paroxetine hydrochloride)
Pediarix Vaccine
Peg-Intron (peginterferon alfa-2b)
Pegasys (peginterferon alfa-2a)
Pennsaid (diclofenac sodium topical solution)
Pentoxifylline
Pepcid Complete
Periostat (doxycycline hyclate)
Periostat (doxycycline hyclate)
Perjeta (pertuzumab)
PhosLo
Photodynamic Therapy
Photofrin
Picato (ingenol mebutate) gel
Pindolol
Plavix (clopidogrel bisulfate)
Plavix (clopidogrel bisulfate)
Plegridy (peginterferon beta-1a)
Plenaxis (abarelix for injectable suspension)
Pomalyst (pomalidomide)
Posicor
Potiga (ezogabine)
Pradaxa (dabigatran etexilate mesylate)
Praluent (alirocumab)
Pramipexole
Prandin
Pravachol (pravastatin sodium)
Pravachol (pravastatin sodium)
Precose (acarbose)
Premarin (conjugated estrogens)
Prempro
Prempro & Premphase (conjugated estrogens/medroxyprogesterone acetate tablets)
Prestalia (perindopril arginine and amlodipine besylate)
PREVACID(R) (lansopraxole)
PREVEN ; Emergency Contraceptive Kit
Prevnar 13 (Pneumococcal 13-valent Conjugate Vaccine)
Prevpac
Prevpac
Prezcobix (darunavir and cobicistat)
Prezista (darunavir)
Priftin
Prilosec (omeprazole)
Prilosec (omeprazole)
Prilosec (omeprazole)
Prilosec (omeprazole)/Biaxin (clarithromycin) Combination Therapy
Prinivil or Zestril (Lisinopril)
ProAmatine (midodrine)
Procanbid (procainamide hydrochloride extended-release tablets)
Prochloroperazine
Prochlorperazine
Procysbi (cysteamine bitartrate)
Prograf
Proleukin
Prolia (denosumab)
Promacta (eltrombopag)
Prometrium
Prometrium
Propecia
Proscar
Protonix (pantoprazole sodium) Delayed Release Tablets
Protonix (pantoprazole sodium) Delayed-Release Tablets
Protonix (pantoprazole sodium) Intravenous Formulation
Protopic (tacrolimus) ointment
Provenge (sipuleucel-T)
Proventil HFA Inhalation Aerosol
Prozac Weekly (fluoxetine HCl)
Pulmozyme (dornase alfa)
Pulmozyme (dornase alfa)
Qnasl (beclomethasone dipropionate) nasal aerosol
Qsymia (phentermine + topiramate extended-release)
Quadramet (Samarium Sm 153 Lexidronam Injection)
Quartette (levonorgestrel/ethinyl estradiol and ethinyl estradiol)
Qudexy XR (topiramate)
Quillivant XR (methylphenidate hydrochloride)
Quixin (levofloxacin)
Qutenza (capsaicin)
Qvar (beclomethasone dipropionate)
Ragwitek (Short Ragweed Pollen Allergen Extract)
Ranexa (ranolazine)
Ranitidine Capsules
Ranitidine Tablets
Rapamune (sirolimus) oral solution
Rapamune (sirolimus) Tablets
Rapivab (peramivir injection)
Raplon
Ravicti (glycerol phenylbutyrate)
Raxar (grepafloxacin)
Rayos (prednisone) delayed-release tablets
Rebetol (ribavirin)
REBETRON (TM) Combination Therapy
Rebif (interferon beta-1a)
Reclast (zoledronic acid)
Reclast (zoledronic acid)
Rectiv (nitroglycerin) ointment 0.4%
Redux (dexfenfluramine hydrochloride)
Refludan
REGRANEX (becaplermin) Gel
Relenza
Relpax (eletriptan hydrobromide)
Remeron (Mirtazapine)
Remeron SolTab (mirtazapine)
Remicade (infliximab)
Remicade (infliximab)
Reminyl (galantamine hydrobromide)
Remodulin (treprostinil)
Renagel (sevelamer hydrochloride)
Renagel (sevelamer hydrochloride)
RenaGelRenagel (sevelamer hydrochloride)
Renova (tretinoin emollient cream)
Renvela (sevelamer carbonate)
ReoPro
Repatha (evolocumab)
REPRONEX(menotropins for injection, USP)
Requip (ropinirole hydrochloride)
Rescriptor Tablets (delavirdine mesylate tablets)
Rescula (unoprostone isopropyl ophthalmic solution) 0.15%
RespiGam (Respiratory Syncitial Virus Immune Globulin Intravenous)
Restasis (cyclosporine ophthalmic emulsion)
Retavase (reteplase)
Retin-A Micro (tretinoin gel) microsphere, 0.1%
Revlimid (lenalidomide)
Revlimid (lenalidomide)
Rexulti (brexpiprazole)
Reyataz (atazanavir sulfate)
Rhinocort Aqua Nasal Spray
Rid Mousse
Rilutek (riluzole)
Risperdal Oral Formulation
Ritalin LA (methylphenidate HCl)
Rituxan
Rixubis (Coagulation Factor IX (Recombinant)]
Rocephin
Rocephin
Rotarix (Rotavirus Vaccine, Live, Oral)
Rotateq (rotavirus vaccine, live oral pentavalent)
Rozerem (ramelteon)
Ruconest (C1 esterase inhibitor [recombinant])
Rytary (carbidopa and levodopa) extended-release capsules
Rythmol
Sabril (vigabatrin)
Saizen
Salagen Tablets
Samsca (tolvaptan)
Sanctura (trospium chloride)
Sancuso (granisetron)
Saphris (asenapine)
Savaysa (edoxaban)
Savella (milnacipran hydrochloride)
Saxenda (liraglutide [rDNA origin] injection)
Sclerosol Intrapleural Aerosol
Seasonale, Lo Seasonale, Seasonique (ethinylestradiol + levonorgestrel)
SecreFlo (secretin)
Selegiline tablets
Self-examination breast pad
Selzentry (maraviroc)
Sensipar (cinacalcet)
Seprafilm
Serevent
Seroquel (R) (quetiapine fumarate) Tablets
Signifor (pasireotide diaspartate)
Signifor LAR (pasireotide)
Silenor (doxepin)
Simponi (golimumab)
Simponi (golimumab)
Simulect
Singulair
Sirturo (bedaquiline)
Sitavig (acyclovir) buccal tablets
Sivextro (tedizolid phosphate)
Skelid (tiludronate disodium)
Skin Exposure Reduction Paste Against Chemical Warfare Agents (SERPACWA)
Sklice (ivermectin) lotion
Soliris (eculizumab)
Soliris (eculizumab)
Somatuline Depot (lanreotide acetate)
Somavert (pegvisomant)
Sonata
Soolantra (ivermectin) cream, 1%
Sovaldi (sofosbuvir)
Spectracef
Spiriva HandiHaler (tiotropium bromide)
SPORANOX (itraconazole)
Sprix (ketorolac tromethamine)
Sprycel (dasatinib)
Stavzor (valproic acid delayed release)
Stelara (ustekinumab)
Stendra (avanafil)
Stendra (avanafil)
Stiolto Respimat (tiotropium bromide and olodaterol)
Stivarga (regorafenib)
Stivarga (regorafenib)
Strattera (atomoxetine HCl)
Stribild (elvitegravir, cobicistat, emtricitabine, tenofovir disoproxil fumarate)
Striverdi Respimat (olodaterol)
Stromectol (ivermectin)
Subsys (fentanyl sublingual spray)
Subutex/Suboxone (buprenorphine/naloxone)
Sulfamylon
Supartz
Supprelin LA (histrelin acetate)
Surfaxin (lucinactant)
Sustiva
Sutent (sunitinib malate)
Sutent (sunitinib)
Sylatron (peginterferon alfa-2b)
Sylvant (siltuximab)
Symlin (pramlintide)
Synagis
Synercid I.V.
Synjardy (empagliflozin and metformin hydrochloride)
Synribo (omacetaxine mepesuccinate)
Synthroid (levothyroxine sodium)
Synvisc, Synvisc-One (Hylan GF 20)
Tafinlar (dabrafenib)
Tamiflu capsule
Tanzeum (albiglutide)
Tarceva (erlotinib, OSI 774)
Targiniq ER (oxycodone hydrochloride + naloxone hydrochloride) extended-release tablets
Tasigna (nilotinib hydrochloride monohydrate)
Tasmar
Tavist (clemastine fumarate)
Tavist (clemastine fumarate)
Taxol
Taxotere (Docetaxel)
Tazorac topical gel
Tecfidera (dimethyl fumarate)
Technivie, (ombitasvir, paritaprevir and ritonavir)
Teczem (enalapril maleate/diltiazem malate)
Teflaro (ceftaroline fosamil)
Tegretol (carbamazepine)
Tegretol XR (carbamazepine)
Tekamlo (aliskiren + amlodipine)
Tekturna (aliskiren)
Temodar
Tequin
Testim
Testoderm TTS CIII
Teveten (eprosartan mesylate plus hydrochlorothiazide)
Teveten (eprosartan mesylate)
Thalomid
Tiazac (diltiazem hydrochloride)
Tiazac (diltiazem hydrochloride)
Tiazac (diltiazem hydrochloride)
Tikosyn Capsules
Tilade (nedocromil sodium)
Tilade (nedocromil sodium)
Tilade (nedocromil sodium)
Timentin
Timentin
Tindamax, tinidazole
Tivicay (dolutegravir)
Tivorbex (indomethacin)
Tobi
Tolmetin Sodium
Topamax (topiramate)
Topamax (topiramate)
Toprol-XL (metoprolol succinate)
Torisel (temsirolimus)
Toviaz (fesoterodine fumarate)
Tracleer (bosentan)
Tradjenta (linagliptin)
Travatan (travoprost ophthalmic solution)
Trazadone 150mg
Treanda (bendamustine hydrochloride)
Trelstar Depot (triptorelin pamoate)
Trelstar LA (triptorelin pamoate)
Tretten (Coagulation Factor XIII A-Subunit [Recombinant])
Tri-Nasal Spray (triamcinolone acetonide spray)
Tribenzor (olmesartan medoxomil + amlodipine + hydrochlorothiazide)
Tricor (fenofibrate)
Tricor (fenofibrate)
Trileptal (oxcarbazepine) Tablets
Trilipix (fenofibric acid)
Tripedia (Diptheria and Tetanus Toxoids and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Absorbed)
Trisenox (arsenic trioxide)
Triumeq (abacavir, dolutegravir, and lamivudine)
Trivagizole 3 (clotrimazole) Vaginal Cream
Trivora-21 and Trivora-28
Trizivir (abacavir sulfate; lamivudine; zidovudine AZT) Tablet
Trokendi XR (topiramate)
Trovan
Trulicity (dulaglutide)
Tudorza Pressair (aclidinium bromide inhalation powder)
Twinrix
Tygacil (tigecycline)
Tykerb (lapatinib)
Tysabri (natalizumab)
Tysabri (natalizumab)
Tyvaso (treprostinil)
Tyzeka (telbivudine)
Uceris (budesonide)
Uloric (febuxostat)
Ultracet (acetaminophen and tramadol HCl)
UltraJect
Ultresa (pancrelipase) delayed-release capsules
Unituxin (dinutuximab)
UroXatral (alfuzosin HCl extended-release tablets)
Urso
UVADEX Sterile Solution
Valchlor (mechlorethamine) gel
Valcyte (valganciclovir HCl)
Valstar
Valtrex (valacyclovir HCl)
Vancenase AQ 84 mcg Double Strength
Vanceril 84 mcg Double Strength (beclomethasone dipropionate, 84 mcg) Inhalation Aerosol
Vandetanib (vandetanib)
Vaprisol (conivaptan)
Varithena (polidocanol injectable foam)
VariZIG, Varicella Zoster Immune Globulin (Human)
Varubi (rolapitant)
Vascepa (icosapent ethyl)
Vectibix (panitumumab)
Velcade (bortezomib)
Veltin (clindamycin phosphate and tretinoin)
Venofer (iron sucrose injection)
Ventolin HFA (albuterol sulfate inhalation aerosol)
Veramyst (fluticasone furoate)
Verapamil
Verdeso (desonide)
Veregen (kunecatechins)
VERSED (midazolam HCI)
Vesicare (solifenacin succinate)
Vfend (voriconazole)
Viadur (leuprolide acetate implant)
Viagra
Vibativ (telavancin)
Vibativ (telavancin)
Viberzi (eluxadoline)
Victoza (liraglutide)
Victrelis (boceprevir)
Vidaza (azacitidine)
Videx (didanosine)
Viekira Pak (ombitasvir, paritaprevir, ritonavir and dasabuvir) tablets
Viibryd (vilazodone hydrochloride)
Vimizim (elosulfase alfa)
Vimovo (naproxen + esomeprazole)
Vimpat (lacosamide)
Viokace (pancrelipase) tablets
Vioxx (rofecoxib)
VIRACEPT (nelfinavir mesylate)
Viramune (nevirapine)
Viread (tenofovir disoproxil fumarate)
Viread (tenofovir disoproxil fumarate)
Viroptic
Visicol Tablet
Visipaque (iodixanol)
Vistide (cidofovir)
Vistide (cidofovir)
Visudyne (verteporfin for injection)
Vitrasert Implant
Vitravene Injection
Vivelle (estradiol transdermal system)
Vivelle (estradiol transdermal system)
Vivelle-Dot (estradiol transdermal system)
Vivitrol (naltrexone for extended-release injectable suspension)
Vivitrol (naltrexone for extended-release injectable suspension)
Vogelxo (testosterone) gel
Voraxaze (glucarpidase)
Votrient (pazopanib)
Votrient (pazopanib)
Vpriv (velaglucerase alfa for injection)
Vyvanse (Lisdexamfetamine Dimesylate)
Warfarin Sodium tablets
Welchol (colesevelam hydrochloride)
Western blot confirmatory device
Wilate (von Willebrand Factor/Coagulation Factor VIII Complex (Human)
Xalkori (crizotinib)
Xarelto (rivaroxaban)
Xarelto (rivaroxaban)
Xartemis XR (oxycodone hydrochloride and acetaminophen) extended release
Xeljanz (tofacitinib)
Xeloda
Xeloda
Xenazine (tetrabenazine)
Xenical/Orlistat Capsules
Xeomin (incobotulinumtoxinA)
Xgeva (denosumab)
Xgeva (denosumab)
Xiaflex (collagenase clostridium histolyticum)
Xiaflex (collagenase clostridium histolyticum)
Xifaxan (rifaximin)
Xifaxan (rifaximin)
Xifaxan (rifaximin)
Xigduo XR (dapagliflozin + metformin hydrochloride)
Xigris (drotrecogin alfa [activated])
Xofigo (radium Ra 223 dichloride)
Xolair (omalizumab)
Xopenex
Xtandi (enzalutamide)
Xtoro (finafloxacin otic suspension) 0.3%
Xyrem (sodium oxybate)
Xyzal (levocetirizine dihydrochloride)
Yasmin (drospirenone/ethinyl estradiol)
Yervoy (ipilimumab)
ZADITOR
Zagam (sparfloxacin) tablets
Zaltrap (ziv-aflibercept)
Zanaflex (tizanidine hydrochloride)
Zantac 75 Efferdose
Zelboraf (vemurafenib)
Zelnorm (tegaserod maleate) Tablets
Zelnorm (tegaserod maleate) Tablets
Zemaira (alpha1-proteinase inhibitor)
Zemplar
Zenapax
Zenpep (pancrelipase)
Zerbaxa (ceftolozane + tazobactam)
Zerit (stavudine)
Zerit (stavudine)
Zevalin (ibritumomab tiuxetan)
Zingo (lidocaine hydrochloride monohydrate)
Zioptan (tafluprost ophthalmic solution)
Ziprasidone (ziprasidone hydrochloride)
Zipsor (diclofenac potassium)
Zirgan (ganciclovir ophthalmic gel)
Zithromax (azithromycin)
Zocor
Zofran
Zofran
Zohydro ER (hydrocodone bitartrate) Extended-Release Capsules
Zoladex (10.8 mg goserelin acetate implant)
Zoloft (sertraline HCl)
Zoloft (sertraline HCl)
Zoloft (sertraline HCl)
Zometa (zoledronic acid)
Zometa (zoledronic acid)
Zomig (zolmitriptan)
Zomig (zolmitriptan)
Zonegran (zonisamide) Capsules
Zontivity (vorapaxar)
Zortress (everolimus)
Zosyn (sterile piperacillin sodium/tazobactam sodium)
Zubsolv (buprenorphine and naloxone)
Zuplenz (ondansetron oral soluble film)
Zyban Sustained-Release Tablets
Zyclara (imiquimod)
Zydelig (idelalisib)
Zyflo (Zileuton)
Zykadia (ceritinib)
Zymaxid (gatifloxacin ophthalmic solution)
Zyprexa
Zyrtec (cetirizine HCl)
Zytiga (abiraterone acetate)

Oh, and now America’s Drug, Marijuana (marijuana).

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http://business.time.com/2013/01/08/187000-pounds-of-marijuana-annually-legal-pot-business-to-bloom-in-washington/
http://chicagoinno.streetwise.co/2015/10/21/could-these-be-the-1st-billion-dollar-marijuana-companies-in-the-us/
http://www.medilexicon.com/drugsearch.php?z=true
http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/12/adorable-kingpin-released/#

 

This article is purely satire. That means it’s not real and is merely for your personal enjoyment and individual entertainment. The pounds of marijuana sold as medical marijuana and the list of pharmaceuticals however aren’t and are based off the references listed.

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